life in the ghetto...

mandag den 27. august 2007

Elevator

Mandag morgen, 8.05

7 kommentarer:

Anonym sagde ...

Your family is ghetto people
You know how I can tell
Your grandma was a drunkard
And your cousins live in cells.

You'll turn out to be just like 'em
Ain't no sense of foolin' yourself
For you're bound to be ghetto people
For you there's nothing else.

Ain't no sense of going to college and
Keepin' them imaginary goals
Cause for all the ghetto people
The story has been told.

You either have ten babies
Or live a life of crime
Yes, you ghetto people's
Lives not even worth a dime.

But if you don't marry a bum
Who beats you black and blue
You'll probably end up in a box
With people crying over you.

Cause your family is ghetto people
You know you're all the same
Come on ghetto woman and
Answer to your name.

emilryge sagde ...

Story of my life.

Deus Ex Machina sagde ...

your cousins live in cells?

Sara Galbiati sagde ...

nemt at at svine folk til og så være anonym... kryster - we might be ghetto people but we´re proud and loud! - you´re just jaloux.....NEMLIG - ingen sun lolly til dig mester.

Valde sagde ...

emil din dejlige ghetto woman

Anonym sagde ...

ja elevator mangler vi sku i det her hus.
Er misundelig.
måske lidt jaloux på dig Emil. Hvem der kunne få samme kropssprog fra Valde og Sarah.
mmmm

Anonym sagde ...

If any of these apply to you, then you truly indeed are ghetto:

*If your album collection is composed of tapes full of songs you recorded off the radio, you're ghetto.

*If your hair is more than one color, then you're ghetto.

*If you see a relative of yours on the TV show Cops, then you're ghetto.

*If you bite people while you're boxing, then you're ghetto.

*If you have a tatoo of your own name on your body, you're ghetto.

*If you steal baskets from the supermarket, you're ghetto.

*If your idea of heating the house is leaving the oven on, you're ghetto.

*If you still play Atari, you're ghetto.

*If you are reading this at a friends house,you're ghetto.

*If you keep a can of used grease on the stove to reuse it, you're ghetto.

*If the basketball goal on your corner is made of an old crate with the bottom cut out, you're ghetto.

* If you sleep (or have slept) in the same bed with siblings, you ghetto.

*If you drink soda called simply Cola, Orange,Grape, etc., you're ghetto.

*If you own t-shirts, hats, and blank tapes that say Kool or Salem, you're ghetto.

*If your hair is yellow and your complexion is near blue, you're ghetto.

*If your hoop earings are large enough to double as bracelets, you're ghetto.

*If you have more fake hair than original,you're ghetto.

*If you wear dress socks with tennis shoes,you're ghetto.

*If "eggs and rice" is a part of your diet, you're ghetto.

*If you can run the block barefoot, you're a special ghetto.

*If you go to restaurants weekly and say it's your birthday just to get a free desert, you're ghetto.

*If your TV makes everybody look tall, skinny,and green, you're ghetto.

*If you keep ketchup packets from fast food restaurants, you're ghetto.

*If all of your straws come from McDonalds and Burger King, you're ghetto.

*If you sleep on a matress that's on the floor, you're ghetto.